Pronounced as "San-Jeep-Ism"
A elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.
A elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.
Person A: "Hey man, I think the tickets to the Mets game is sold out. I'm sorry, but maybe next time okay?"
and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:
Person B: "I remember how I got interested in the Mets.
Winters I used to run in Flushing Corona Meadows park, for the fresh air. When I got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation I would wander the whole length of the park, passing Shea Stadium.
After a few trips I switched to city streets in winter. I got an analog-digital blue faced watch so that I wouldn't stop too long at stores. I used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
At a Run to Home Plate at Shea Stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, I didn't ask why. It wasn't a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
Now Shea Stadium is gone, I don't know why."
and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:
Person B: "I remember how I got interested in the Mets.
Winters I used to run in Flushing Corona Meadows park, for the fresh air. When I got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation I would wander the whole length of the park, passing Shea Stadium.
After a few trips I switched to city streets in winter. I got an analog-digital blue faced watch so that I wouldn't stop too long at stores. I used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
At a Run to Home Plate at Shea Stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, I didn't ask why. It wasn't a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
Now Shea Stadium is gone, I don't know why."
by Oscart Mattball August 14, 2010
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Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.
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When a large crowd or audience decides to have one synchronized clap instead of a round of applause.
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Will: "I single cabbed your mom with five guys last night."
Will: "I single cabbed your mom with five guys last night."
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-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.
-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.
Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.
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When you do the exact opposite of what someone who is in a relationship is doing, meaning you are free from just one person and not tied down, so you can go off and do whatever you please (f.e make out with lots of girls at a club or get to the level of drunk-ness that you end up running around without clothes etc)
Includes posting these shenanigans on Snapchat and other social media so that people end up talking about it.
When you do the exact opposite of what someone who is in a relationship is doing, meaning you are free from just one person and not tied down, so you can go off and do whatever you please (f.e make out with lots of girls at a club or get to the level of drunk-ness that you end up running around without clothes etc)
Includes posting these shenanigans on Snapchat and other social media so that people end up talking about it.
"That dude singled so hard last night."
"If Sarah is single-ing tonight then I will single too"
"Bro, Hannah cheated on me so I guess its time to go single hardcore now"
"If Sarah is single-ing tonight then I will single too"
"Bro, Hannah cheated on me so I guess its time to go single hardcore now"
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