Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

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Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

by Simon June 26, 2005

Samuel

A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.

" Hello, Samuel! " Kaden waved and got a uppercut in return.

by bigboimarquez June 1, 2018

Samuel

Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath

Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did

Gavin: no, what did he do

Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”

by Aqua_sped May 23, 2020

Samuel Turenne

Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.

Omg i rlly have to take a samuel turenne, im constipated.

by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019

Samuel Locke

Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.

Samuel Locke has a fat cock.

by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021

Samuel Brenner

1 word: Anime
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.

He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.

What anime is this? I better ask Samuel Brenner, he would know.

by 7 Grand Sans October 31, 2019

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022