2 definitions by #1 Sam bird fan

Kieran Bateup

he gets mucho pussy, but doesnt talk much and is always super edgy. he always wears a black mask, even when he doesnt need to. he also carries everyone at spanish.

people: oh my god its Kieran bateup
kieran: ......

by #1 Sam bird fan May 10, 2021

Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho

oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite

by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020