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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.
Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.
by Dudebloke March 19, 2021
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Stocking Feet

One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.
by Thaylor Gang May 28, 2018
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Rough Stock

(a) "Rough stock" is an expression used to depict a man who possesses a rugged and resilient nature, often characterized by his physical strength, fearless demeanor, and a rough-around-the-edges appearance. He is someone who embraces a tough and adventurous lifestyle, and his actions exhibit an unyielding determination and a willingness to face hardships head-on.

(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) When it comes to describing a man sexually, "rough stock" can imply a more intense or physically dominant approach to sexual encounters. It suggests a preference for rougher or more aggressive sexual activities.

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
by Davellin June 8, 2023
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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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