holy roller

When a guy is about to come, and the person they are with takes a pinky-size crucifix and shoves it into their hole, before roughly yanking it out, causing semen and blood to come out.
"Dude, she caught him cheating, and she Holy Rollered his ass"

"Man, I'm out of action. This girl gave me a Holy Roller, it hurt like hell!"
by Whateva grrrl July 14, 2008
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Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
by TonyUCF November 02, 2007
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Roller Planking

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.
Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.
by SparklyCupCakeBear July 30, 2011
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Pregnant Roller skate

The slang word for a second generation Toyota Prius.
Hey, lets go pregnant roller skate tipping tonight. or. That Pregnant roller skate can't even make it up that hill.
by iRobert1989 February 12, 2009
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Minnesota Steam Roller

Much like it’s cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.
Hey Randy, you are a douche bag, I think we should nickname you The Minnesota Steam Roller.
by The Minnesota Steam Roller August 23, 2022
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Roller-Coaster Situation

Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night

Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.

Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation
by Urban_Wurd June 17, 2011
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roller derby queen

A baby mama that thinks she is a queen while pushing her baby down the sidewalk in her roller derby stroller.
Look out the drama mama roller derby queen is approaching with her roller derby stroller.
by Wicked Witch November 24, 2016
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