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repetition 

Answering a question with a question. Devolution. A refusal to continue the leavening when told to. Can repetition save me? Sucks the fun out of everything. A barking dog. A missed appointment. A sentence on the page and in a four by six cell. Black coffee mornings. Practice makes perfect. Heraclitus says that “you can never step into the same river twice.” Process. A simultaneous wandering toward the unreachable center. Waking up next to the same person everyday. Safety. A question. Spiraling into Nietzsche’s eternal return. Goodbye. Hello.
Here you will find a repetition: There were as many chairs there and there were two a chair that can be found everywhere a rocking chair that i to say a rocking chair can be found everywhere. (Gertrude Stein)
repetition by deborahwz April 3, 2008
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Vaginal Retention Plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

Repeat Offender 

Someone whos phone costantly sends duplicate messages all the time.
Man!I just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that shit!
Repeat Offender by En1gma69 November 7, 2009

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.
Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

repentant whore 

A girl with a lot of miles on her that regrets it.
Samantha, ya, she's a repentant whore. She doesn't do gang bangs anymore.

The Repentance Punch 

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)
Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

Repeatus Everythingus 

n. Sub-species of Homo Sapiens. Characterized by their redundancy of vocal patterns, especially within a short period of time. May have a short memory or just a small vocabulary. I first heard my mom say it, but she probably got the idea from the Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons where the characters were described in such fashion (e.g. Acmeus Userus).
Come on, I know you know somebody who repeats things over again a second time.
Repeatus Everythingus by fizzle April 14, 2004