redal ram

Probably the worst person you will ever meet. Redal Rams are against swear jars because they don't believe in apoligizing for being vulgar. You can usually find a Redal Ram hiding behind a desk in a hipster guidance councelors office. A Redal Ram might come across as nice, intelligent, and attractive, but do not be fooled! It is an illusion that will soon be shattered when you hear that he uses the Internet to solve a Rubik's cube!

Sam: Hey, guidance counselor, can you refer me to someone who can teach me how to cheat on a Rubik's cube and rap about Hamlet?
Barcomb: Yes, go visit Redal Ram that's hiding behind his shelter of a desk!

by Umidunnomytacoissexy February 6, 2015

Redactulous

When a document is redacted to the point of being unintelligible.

This document is redactulous, it's unreadable!

by wrappingadmission June 11, 2015

randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....

20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy

by gr8kock November 12, 2015

Randallized

When someone is doing anything creepily to an unsuspecting victim

The poor girl on the playground is about to be randallized by the dude in the van

by Jathon14 July 27, 2016

Randalawn Branin

This is a name that you call a person when they have said/done something really stupid. You call them this when they have royally fucked up.

Dumb Person: "I hate black people."
You: "Randalawn Branin, what the devil did you just say? That was extremely racist and stupid, never say that again!"

Dumb Person: "I guess your right, that was a real Randalawn Branin thing to say."

by Korean Jesus September 3, 2016

redantic

(adj.) the quality of one who possesses a reduction in thought so as to purvey an elementary establishment of a fallacious premise; (syn. to:) pedantic

I would say that Drumpf was more redantic than Gooli Jani, but he'd never make an appointment!

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016

redanticism

(n.) the act or the practice of being falsely instructional, so as to purvey a modicum of fealty to those who obey and/or believe in the bullshit.

"Hey, when Trump said 'Build the Wall', it made me want to reverse rape one of those Mexicans! That is how deep my redanticism goes!"

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016