micro rejection

The experience of disappointment when a small statement, action, or gesture goes unacknowledged... especially exacerbated by the social media age

Guy 1: She didn’t answer my text for 2 hours but she just posted a story on Instagram
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection

by Andy Taylor March 19, 2021

Penile refunction

When you cum

I’m having a penile refunction

by xoxo_pancake October 6, 2021

social rejection

blue haired liberals, jiafei accounts, "the boyzzz", social credit mfs, people who use twitter as an information site

person a: hey is that person a social rejection?
person b: they are *what was listed above* so yeah

by xi—..! January 5, 2022

Erectile Refunction

what happens when you see bro in a femboy outfit when you have an erectile dysfunction

dude i just got an erectile refunction when I saw you dressed like that

by mytipischewy December 28, 2024

Vapid Rejection

That's what your entire position is all about.

Hym "Vapid rejection. Regardless of the circumstances so you can steal my shit from me. And then trying to force me to accept that rejection and stay here and die. So no. Go fuck yourself. You pay now. You don't get to make all this money off of me and leave me out of it. And their doesn't need to be a state sanctioned program. They're doing it. No third rail. You do something about it or I'm doing something about it. And if you are both trying to stop me from doing this thing about it so it can continue to happen then it is, in fact, a program. You are participating in it."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD)

Term coined by me, a mixture of real mental problems,
“A proposed condition marked by emotional withdrawal and inner immersion.
Individuals show traits of Selective Mutism, Alexithymia, Anhedonia, and Maladaptive Daydreaming—appearing quiet, detached, and emotionally flat while maintaining a vivid inner world where they can express the feelings they cannot in reality.”

Combination of Selective Mutism, Maladaptive Daydreaming, Alexithymia, and Anhedonia

Person 1: What’s wrong? Are you okay?
Person 2: What? Oh, sorry. I have Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD), sometimes I retract from reality and can’t process my emotions

by CreepyTheWise October 29, 2025

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022