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purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.
Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.
by monkiki November 6, 2006
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purple thrax

A type of hydroponic marijuana. Originated in Atlanta, and made popular by Gucci mane (see Gucci Mane). It is a seedless marijuana that is purple with a fruity flavor.
"Man we was smoking on that fire purple thrax. It is so fruity."
by ezk88 April 22, 2007
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purple sock

The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)
Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.
by Nick D April 25, 2003
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Purple reverse

During rough sex when you spin the girl around your tree trunk, beating her savagely as she is spinning backwards, causing her to turn purle. Thus the purple reverse.
She got upset when I left the seat up, so I took my revenge by giving her the purple reverse.

My schlongdong was so large when I stuck her At the wrong angle she bruised from the inside. The purple reverse.
by Cinnamon sex chocolate February 26, 2010
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Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!
by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010
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Purple Light

Metaphorical for being in a relationship with someone younger than you. Synonymous with Purple Fire.
Woman: That dude is seriously my purple light
by 2207bokaJ June 15, 2018
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Purple Pill

The purple pill equals peace and traveling to different universes in a higher state of consciousness!
It's the pill that's rare both in the matrix and in real life. Morpheus had the last purple pill, yet didn't offer it to Neo. Since Neo din't question his choices or asked if there were other pill choices, Morpheus didn't say anything. If Neo would've taken both the red pill and the blue pill, he would've known that there were glitches(good and bad) in the matrix, like the hand in molten lead glitch. The purple pill would allow Neo to understand that life is full of glitches and hacks and that the system is actually trying to patch up as many glitches and hacks as they possibly can to maintain control.
The purple pill exist in real life. It used to be readily available, until it got replaced with benzodiazepines. The purple pill allows you to restructure your subconscious mind by adding any false memory or experience imaginable no matter how fictional. For example, if you want to believe you were travelling to a different universe where cartoons and smart metal robots(the ones that's metal turn soft during sex and turns tough during battle) actually exist and that a flying robot took you flying and then a flying penguin gave you superpowers, it can seem and feel like a real experience and you'll think that you actually did go to a cooler universe. However, only a purple pill can help you get awesome false experiences.
Morpheus: The red pill or the blue pill.
Neo: There must be another choice.
Morpheus: The purple pill.
Neo: Yes!
Morpheus: But what about picking the red pill or the blue pill.
Neo: Screw it! I'm taking the purple pill!
-Years later, a movement of educated hippies who discovered the secrets of catalyzing peace and exponential learning changed the system forever all because they took the purple pill, experienced inner peace, travelled to different universes, and stuck together to change the system to allow people to become as smart and happy as they want while being individuals. Even if things sort of resemble a rerun of the sixties.-
Neo: I knew the purple pill was worth it. Purple pills for all!
by AGlitchInTheMatrix1 September 19, 2013
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