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Fetal Punch

1.) To cause a developing fetus in the womb to bleed by an excessive external force, enduced upon the stomach, and cause premature, deadly, birth.

2.) A simple way out of a fun Prom night gone wrong.

3.) A developing fetus punching the mother from inside the womb.

4.) When a chick is giving you head, and right after you blow your load in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach, so it looks like she just came out of the womb.
Yeah, that guy got so wasted last night, when he found out she was pregnant, he had to fetal punch her real good; else that bitch woulda narked!
by Zack Behm and Alex Cohen April 29, 2005
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donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
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melo punch

(or carmelo punch) A half punch, half slap. The Punch was made famous by Carmelo Anthony, hence the name "melo punch"...kind of the same as a club punch, when u hit a person without them pay attention/not looking.
Damn, he hit that fool with a melo punch!
by Tha Shark December 11, 2008
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sucker punch

Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack.
It primarily involves a closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity, causing the ensuing force to press upward on the victim's diaphram, leading to a sudden expulsion of air from the victim's mouth and lungs. This opening blow leaves the victim open to various other attacks, often leading to what would be called "bitch moves" becuase of the defenseless nature of the victim.
John sucker punched David, and then he nutted him while he lay gasping for breath.
by Visa September 16, 2005
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puñeta

(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.
Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.
by Randomidous® January 1, 2006
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Goo Punch

Drink created by Goo, a character from the TV show my brother and me.
One plus one is always two!
Im Goo, and I got a drink for you!
Goo punch!
by The Bish0p July 27, 2006
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Muslim punch

To punch one so hard in the armpit (and hit a specific pressure point) that they shit their pants
Of fuck did you see Timmy Muslim punch Bob? He totally shit his pants
by Sucka deez Chinese nuts June 10, 2018
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