Puddle jumping

Where a bunch of teenagers go to the high school after or during a big storm/rain, into the football field where the HUGE puddles are and jump, run through, swim and play in said huge puddles.

"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"

"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"

::Vroom Vroom::



:::SPLASH:::

by Alyxe January 16, 2009

Puddle of Mudd

The murky, stenchy remnants of an earlier human defecation hot gopher overflowing in the hole of the green on a golf course resulting from heavy rain or daily watering of the greens.

Also, a butt rock band of similar shitty quality.

“Nice shot dude - you read that 40-footer perfectly!” “Thanks dude - yeah these greens are really slow today...must have been that storm last night. Oh shit! What’s this Puddle of Mudd in the hole? I can’t even see my ball. (Pulls out ball covered in stenchy muck). Oh shit! This smells like shit! Fuck - there’s a piece of corn stuck to it. Some dbag must’ve hot gophered this yesterday...”

by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020

Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.

"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."

by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008

Puddled out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.

I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.

I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.

What usually follows being schwilly.

by Belial 7809 March 6, 2009

Puddle slut

Put shard of meth) in glass bubble. N gently shake it so it makes a tiny thing sound. And the skanky ass girls who want to fuck a guy for meth will come runming

If I want a quick lay from a skanky ass puddle slut. Laad your glass bubble n shake it before melting and the skanky puddle slits will come running

by Little sugar 2 December 23, 2018

puddle nut

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.

Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut

by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019

puddle gut

Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut

Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate

by The official puddle gut April 7, 2019