Preet

An idiot! Its generally a name of punjabi girl. They are more likely to get in relationship with people whose name starts with "A" eg: Akarshan, Aman, Aryan, Ayush. They are bound to fight and hit men whose name start with letters "K" , "L" , "J".

Example:

Josh: Are you a Preet?!

by Shouting Samurai September 25, 2019

preeth

Raja (in hindi); King; Emperor; Your Highness

The Beautiful, Magnificent, and Intelligent Raja Preeth stepped up onto his throne and began to commence his daily conversations with the peasants.

by The One And Only True Raja May 1, 2008

Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.

Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."

by SYNM January 18, 2011

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 5, 2005

proetic

Being or having the element of proetry: poetic prose, in works such as "This Is Just To Say" by William Carlos Williams, where the writing itself communicates some beyond the literal content of the words themselves, but isn't in a common poetic form (such as a limerick, couplet, a sonnet, et cetera)

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

... how proetic.

by mattlohkamp August 18, 2009

pretabulation

When on IRC you tab to auto complete someone's nick and you dont pay attention and you tab once and use that nick that is the wrong nick.

<phyberoptix> i got to urinate
<SnowMa|den> Too Much Info :S but Take Your Time PhiSH
<SnowMa|den> whoops
<SnowMa|den> phyberoptix*
<PhiSH> TAB
<PhiSH> one more time.
<phyberoptix> pretabulation strikes again!

by phyberoptix December 30, 2007

Preet

A preet is a basically a pretty boy, faggot, asshole. Might work as a manager somewhere like Starbucks but you can find these guys just about anywhere. Newport Beach California is the perfect place to find and observe preets in their natural environment.

Did you hear the shitty comment that guy in Starbucks made to that stupid hot chick? That guy is a total preet!

by Bob Lobllaw October 8, 2018