Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011

procrasturbation

The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.

Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.

by iublondie25 December 16, 2009

Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 3, 2010

Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff

Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation

by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012

procrastinatin'

Putting off until tomorrow what you should be doing today because its BORING or you have a mental block or something worse (like a deep-seated fear). Solution: get over it (or get counseling). If you're stuck, MOVE.

I hate to muck the stables so I'm procrastinatin'.

by k-cam November 15, 2013

Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.

Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...

by CookPu69 January 15, 2014

procrastibator

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.

I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.

by adzeman21 September 18, 2015