Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Selective political pressure

A tactic employed by certain politicians and groups that want to push their political agendas where that group or politician will say and or do certain things related to supporting or opposing specific issues in order to get certain types of reactions from particular populations, interest groups, and or, in some cases, other politicians. They usually do this to get more votes from different populations in society, or to get more financial and or political support from particular interest groups.

Natasha: I heard Senator Murkowski recently gave a speech on how they supported efforts of oil companies to begin drilling in certain parts of Alaska. I’m not sure why she would give a speech like that when she supports moving the country towards using renewable energy sources to prevent climate change, which negatively impacts many populations in her state. I could cost her their support down the line.
Ronald: She maybe employing selective political pressure in order to get more support from certain oil companies and specific Native American communities by appearing to support an issue they care about.

by Vanguard 1998 July 9, 2021

last cup pressure

When you're playing beer pong and you're down to that last cup, but for some reason you keep missing... no clutch

Dan: God damnit I can't hit that cup. Been hitting the rim the last 3 rounds!

Ricky: Last cup pressure son

by Ob Ey Propaganda September 3, 2012

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

club pressure

when a friends or friends want to go to the club and try to get you to go but you dont want to. for some reason you feel obligated to go anyways.

friend: we goin to Smash this weekend?
you: i kinda just want to chill at home
friend: noooo it wont be the same without you
you: ....ugh...... fine but stop with the club pressure -.-

by suchaproblem March 16, 2012

COCK PRESSURE

Cock pressure, is when a women walks into a room full of guys that want to slip her the bone...

"Man, you see how fast she left? Yah, she could feel the cock pressure"

by Bobby K May 9, 2012

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012