anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

by Kackiw March 29, 2016

Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail

Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?

by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019

Soap Pony

How to play Soap Pony:

1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).

2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).

3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.

4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.

5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.

Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”

Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”

by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022

drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

by icedsoftball January 22, 2014

Pony bait

A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.

I got this toy bundle, it’s full of pony bait

by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019

Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.

She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking

by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012

pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.

Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

by tupac_lives July 22, 2016