a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
Get the Pony Spankmug. Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney
Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney
Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?
by watercrafter December 7, 2011
Get the Lonely Ponymug. by amiinterestedinthis June 14, 2010
Get the Pony Tailyamug. Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.
They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
by emmveg December 11, 2018
Get the Fashion Ponymug. How to play Soap Pony:
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022
Get the Soap Ponymug. A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
by icedsoftball January 22, 2014
Get the drunk ponymug. by Posttisshit June 14, 2020
Get the Pony pissmug.