a philosopher's orgasm

The philosopher’s orgasm is an acute feeling of bliss that occurs after a profound thought or experience. It can be described it as the mind’s “gears falling into place.”

Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.

by Amerek Manixen April 8, 2016

Philosophy

What ego-driven people would like to believe is the cause of all the worlds problems.

"Look at that guy burning the philosophy department. His ego must be larger than life."

by Non Existant August 11, 2005

philosophisticated

The quality in a person, usually a man, that causes them to believe that because they are intelligent, deep, or read philosophy, that they are superior individuals.

Jerry would be awesome if he weren't so philosophisticated.

by JulieandLauren January 13, 2005

phalo

medical term for penis

hey i wanna suck your phalo

by Horny Humphray May 5, 2010

Palos Verdes Performing Arts Conservatory

A performing arts conservatory in Palos Verdes, California. An escape from the goths and tranny's of school theater programs; this program has more kids from different cities. If you want your 11 year old kid to become a twerking, snobby, self righteous asshole, put em in performing groups! Seriously, who the fuck wants to see their daughter dance like they want to fuck the entire audience. You can get some good experience out of it, and the shows they put on are pretty decent. But be ready for a culture that is run by upper middle/high class high school girls that will reject you and outcast you if you don't fit in with their culture of drugs, getting blackout drunk, vaping, fucking other stoners, and getting high during rehearsal. The level of people talking behind other people's backs is unparalleled. The toxic environment fueled by these TikTok dancing, ass shaking, pricks goes totally over the head of the directors, God bless their souls. This toxic environment goes down to the top, the director of the entire Norris Theatre, a rich white theatre mom who inherited the place. Runs it like a fucking dictatorship, will fire you if you don't kiss her ass and make a conga line celebrating her at meetings. If you dare leave the Conservatory, even for one season, good luck trying to come back! They won't let you, if you're a girl, that is. If you're a guy you can throw a temper tantrum about what part you got and they will cave and give the bigger one to you anyways.

"you, should I do a show at the Palos Verdes Performing Arts conservatory?"
"If you're a hot, white fuck boy or girl who doesn't give a shit about anyone and loves a toxic environment of repression and assholery"
"Oh, okay. I guess I'll only spend 19 hours a week there not 20."

by JavaBaba69 November 30, 2021

political philosophy

A euphemism used to describe the meticulous theorizing of lazy college students, wherein they bounce ideas back and forth without any sort of factual basis or support. See, mental masturbation. See, armchair politics.

Ralph thought that legalizing prostitution would be awesome, because then he could get laid.
Ralph brought up this idea in his political science class without doing any sort of research or considering the reality of the situation.
He called it 'political philosophy'.
His professor gave him a verbal thrashing.

by that girl you hate August 1, 2006

Philosophy

A bunch of words.

Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."

Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."

Iam "Don't say that."

Hym "You shut up."

Iam "Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022