Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004

perkaktanation

The act of talking nonsense while inebriated.

I was forced to listen to my father in law's never-ending perkaktanation.

by hounddawg July 29, 2009

Perky

1. adj :When something (mainly anything you consume) is good or tasty
2 adj: when someone takes a Percocet and it affects their behavior

1. Aye bruh, this sh*t perky cuh.
2. Im a lil perky rn i cant lie.

by Pushyshinobii March 19, 2023

terminally perky

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"

you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!

by michael foolsley March 27, 2012

Joshua Perkins

A bit racist and sexually confused but overall pretty okay

Joshua Perkins is probably playing CS:GO

by Don Faven January 29, 2019

Perky

When a woman looks at me, her breasts get perky.

When boobs stiffen up or erect.

Ali pronounced as in the boxer guy.

oh Aaaaaaaaalllliiii You made my breasts get perky

by Ali Bashir February 12, 2006

Perk

Perk is a metaphor for anything describing everything in general.

EX 1: wow did you just see that perker.

EX 2: wow,yeah he just got perked.

by JOEJOHNSONSTROKE December 10, 2009