perpendicking

Verb (used with object): also see PerpenDICKed
During Sex when the man inflicts pain through vaginal friction by angling his penis.

Noun PerpenDICKular
Geometry: The angle of the penis being inserted into the vagina. Usually causes pain to the female and is alleviated by adjusting her leg / hip position to make the angle more parallel.

Richard, still pissed that she made him wear a condom, started perpenDICKing her until it broke.

by Snackage November 8, 2015

perpetual virgin

Its someone who no matter how hard they try to get laid the are a perpetual virgin

Chad:"look at that perpetual virgin"
Chad2:"wow he will never get laid"

by theultimatechad June 9, 2018

Perpetater

The person or individual that is responsible for violently launching a tater into a wall or hard surface. It can then lead to taterchet and Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder. This person is usually very violent when they are angry and shouldn’t be provoked.

I saw him with my own two eyes. He’s the Perpetater. He threw that tater so hard the juices splashed in my eye.

by Buffalo_Bill69 June 20, 2019

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness to fint the photosynthesis bisector."

by USSRISGOOD July 20, 2019

Percy Pig

When one politely offers an enforcement officer (generally police) a Percy Pig. Unbeknown the officer, the bag if sweets is also filled with ecstasy pills.

This type of activity is popular among ravers and free party culture.

"Would you like a Percy Pig?" "Why yes please, law-abiding citizen".

by Storm Anomaly November 12, 2019

Perky Lord

The Perky Lord is a legendary folklore character from the Kent Boy's Tale, "Perc 30's." This character controls everything that happens while the user is in the Perc realm. One enters the Perc realm by ingesting any type of Percocet, including Perc5's, Perc10's, and Perc30's. While in the Perc realm, the Perky Lord has complete control over everything. You will be lifted from your body and will sit fifty feet in the air above your active body with the perky lord. You will observe all that happens to your self while perced out. Only a select few make it back to their bodies but those who do will be able to say they have met the Perky Lord.

T-Berry: Doinklo! Is that you? Thank god, I thought the Perky Lord was going to hold me captive forever!
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.

by The Kent Boys November 17, 2019

Perpendicularlar

More perpendicular than perpendicular

1. Cool, perpendicularlar

2. Yeahhhh

by Larayyeee July 19, 2020