penalating

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe

Herbert the penalating man penalates

by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010

Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

by someweido April 19, 2009

Penal Colony

The area Australia is derived from. A long time ago, britain ran out of room in its prisons, so it sent out prisoners to Australia with free land. These criminals make up a majority of Australia's Population today.

Person 1: I learned about the Penal Colony of Australia in World History today! :)
Person 2: Want Some Crack?
Person 3: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

pentagonorrhea

the tragic flaw that makes generals blind to the corruption of their egos from power. It makes them do stupid things like using insecure email to carry on a love affair despite being the director of the CIA, who ought to know better.

General Petraeus was done in by his own pentagonorrhea.

by vaclavshovel November 27, 2012

pentagram

A 5 sided star that when appears upsidedown is the symbol for Satanists, and usually contains the head of a goat, as the goat is the most common symbol associated with Satan.

A pentagram, also known as a pentacle, is used in many different religions, including christianity, satanism, and wiccanism.

Most people automatically associate the pentagram with some sort of evil, or satan worshipers, but in the middle ages it was used at a symbol for warding off evil spirits, contrary to public ideas, it was actually used for the exact opposite of what most people think it's for.

"Dude! the pentagram is the symbol for the devil!
Dude, you're an idiot."

by Senada August 31, 2006

penal

Of or relating to the penis, phallus, etc.

That gay man uttered some rather penal words.

by Professor Bluh January 6, 2004

penal fungi

a fungus that grows on ur dik.

nic durand. hahaha your a penal fungi

by Nicci D December 31, 2007