Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

pendeza

Pendeza is a African girl who loves to draw to much. She is very hard to be friends with her, she likes funny friends. She is also very smart, and loves math. She will never be ashamed to fight back. But pendeza's weakness is that she can't read well. She might also claim she is colorblind!

Pendeza will never lie even if it's going to hurt someone's feelings.

by Roro A. April 15, 2022

penilety

A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.

Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.

by QuacksO December 20, 2022

penile wart

junior powell

“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”

by wee wartus November 21, 2022

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

Drink peddler

person who forces drinks on others as to liven up the party. 'peddles' drinks to everyone at the party. a bartender of sorts.

Tina: "I was just riding the buzz, until this guy walks up and hands out shots to the whole table."

Clare: " That drink peddler is the f!@*ing bomb! This party rocks now!"

by Hallucinating Howard July 6, 2009

dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth

he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth

by otterlicious February 24, 2010