Anal Ghost Pedophile 

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

Anal Ghost Pedophile by albert johnston November 29, 2010

Joe Biden pedophile 

Touches kids in a creepy way

Umm ya, that kid toucher is a regular joe biden pedophile.

Joe Biden pedophile by ShoelaceJones December 9, 2020

australian pedophile 

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

australian pedophile by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010

Freshman Pedophile 

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle

Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile

Freshman Pedophile by Franco April 18, 2003

Reverse Pedophile 

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.

Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."

Reverse Pedophile by shley Thompson December 28, 2008

Reverse pedophile 

When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.

Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!

Reverse pedophile by iloveoldmen May 14, 2011

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

Cosmic Pedophile by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016