Paradox Sector

A nifty forum online that is better then Totse where cool people can discuss cool stuff. It even has it's own themesong, Porn crackers, and some really awesome moderators. And hot chicks, funny people, some text articles, creative artists, druggies, and stuff. It was founded by the admin Enigma on the 27th of October 2004, and has a relatively small user base, which allows the weeding out of the occasional troll

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windigo: Man, the 'Dox has some bitchin' threads

Kam the Great: So Paradoxians...

by windigo July 8, 2005

Paradox Poke

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying

Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying

by Paradox poke October 2, 2016

Paramounts Kings Island

1) Keeping Cincinnati, Ohio on the map since 1972. The Reds and Bengals don't cut it.
2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.
3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.
4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.

I went to Kings Island and realized it was better than Cedar Point after I rode the world's longest woody at night.

by zoomzoom November 29, 2004

paramortify

The acute shame and horror you feel when your lover behaves in an embarrassing manner.

Isn't that your boyfriend over there with a lampshade on his head and his trousers around his ankles?

Chaysus - I need to date someone who won't paramortify me all of the time.

by Buffycee December 4, 2009

Paramore

Paramore is an American rock band from Franklin, Tennessee, formed in 2004. Members are lead vocalist and keyboardist Hayley Williams, lead guitarist Josh Farro, bassist Jeremy Davis, drummer Zac Farro, and rhythm guitarist Taylor York.

The group released their debut album, All We Know Is Falling, in 2005, their second album, Riot! in 2007, and their Third album, brand new eyes, on September 29, 2009. Two of their songs, 'I Caught Myself' and 'Decode' were feautured on the Twilight Soundtrack. (Which sparked their sudden popularity)

The name "Paramore" came from the maiden name of the mother of one of their first bass players. Once the group learned the meaning of the homophone "paramour" ("secret lover"), they decided to adopt the name, using the Paramore spelling.

Some Of Their Best Songs Are:

From their first album:

"Brighter"
"Emergency"
"Franklin
"Conspiracy"
"MY HEART"

From their second album:

"Misery Business"
"CrushCrushCrush"
"WHEN IT RAINS"
"We Are Broken"
"Let The Flames Begin"

From their third album:

"Ignorance"
"Brick By Boring Brick"
"Turn It Off"
"THE ONLY EXCEPTION"
"Misguided Ghosts"

I have a Paramore poster taped to my bedroom wall. And I've lost count of how many times I've kissed Hayley Williams. :)

PARAMORE FTW!!

by biplvr May 8, 2010

Parabola

1.A plane curve formed by the intersection of a right circular cone and a plane parallel to an element of the cone or by the locus of points equidistant from a fixed line and a fixed point not on the line.

2. A guys dick. Term ushually used in math class when working on Parabola's on the graphing calculator and used in funny situations with the math teacher, Mr.Zobel and surounding boys.

"Can i feel your parabola?"

"Man your parabola is huge!"

"Did you see Austin's parabola in math today? It was soooo big!"

"Man Josh went to work on his Parabola today! Did you see him?"

by MeganM October 13, 2004

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 28, 2010