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The acute shame and horror you feel when your lover behaves in an embarrassing manner.
Isn't that your boyfriend over there with a lampshade on his head and his trousers around his ankles?

Chaysus - I need to date someone who won't paramortify me all of the time.
by Buffycee December 04, 2009
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