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conscientious objector

An asexual person, of any gender.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No, I’m not.
Doctor: Strike of bad luck; or are you one of those ‘conscientious objectors?’
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Laterally Objective Liberalism

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way
Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong
by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021
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strange objects

I fucked up memey way to say stranger thing, usually misunderstood and used to confuse people
Me: have you checked out strange objects?
Other guy: what the fuck is that, some lamp?
Ninja's reaction: the fuck you say to me you little shit!
by Mc Peng June 23, 2022
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subjectively objective

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact
Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.
by AerialSong May 23, 2022
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Maglione objective

A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.
Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence

“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”
by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022
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Random objects e

A show with 20 contestants all battling for a peice of candy
Random objects e is a show that is, quote on quote “hard to follow, makes no sense and sucks”
or “the animation is horrible, and is really bad” sentence one said my tavavatato, second sentence from grapee
by roe159 September 19, 2022
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