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High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics
Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts
by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009
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Deez Nuts

Just F'ing with someone
eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!
by Dee Loc September 21, 2004
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kick in the nuts

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up
lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends
by mikey June 20, 2003
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Sissy Nuts

Someone who has a vagina where their penis should be. Not skilled in the art of acting like a man.

Very similar to a pussy pants or a sissy pants.
That bollocks was such a sissy nuts, he pee'd himself at the sight of Viktor Vaughn.
by Viktor the Villain February 24, 2010
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nutashious

damn that girl is nutashious
by matt suffal May 13, 2005
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Nutsack Kite

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.
by supah phresh March 24, 2008
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Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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