nicenice

double dose of of nice with a mix of grats and recognization.

-Dave "Check out my new car Mark, took me a year to save up for it."

-Mark "Right on Dave, nicenice indeed."

by nulify2 December 4, 2009

Nicaraguan gooch tickler

Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.

Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"

by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by AYB October 21, 2003

nice guy

A misnomer. Nice Guy is nice with an ulterior motive; he believes pretending to be a decent human being entitles him to endless sex with his unfortunate female target. Instead of openly expressing interest and then moving on if rejected, the Nice Guy prefers to attach himself like a barnacle to one woman, hoping that if he pretends to care about her feelings long enough, he'll get at least an awkward handjob in the bathroom. Nice Guy is then bewildered when acting like a friend results in his getting treated like a friend. The advanced-level Nice Guy will call his lady of choice a frigid bitch while simultaneously patting himself on the back for being so nice. Nice Guy fails to understand that acting nice in hopes of getting sex is not actually the same as being nice, and as a result can be found in his natural habitat martyring himself all over the internet.

If women really only dated assholes, then "Nice Guys" would have no problems getting women.

by shel159 March 23, 2009

nice tickles

When you caress someone in a lightly tickling fashion but not as to make it unwanted.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me nice tickels.

by Geden September 5, 2005

very nice

something very nice

him: that is very nice
me: yes. it is very nice because it is not only nice, but also very
him: yes.

by wathurtbottle January 18, 2019

Nice Hand

Said by players who get a bad beat or rivered.

Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK

Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot

Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."

by stig217 March 11, 2010