Nerding

It's like jizzing but it only happens after something really nerdy has made you really happy.

Other tenses: Nerd, nerded
Boy 1: Did you see the trailer for the new Assassins Creed?

Boy 2: Oh my god yes!

Boy 1: I was nerding all night
by JimmyIsBehindYou October 02, 2011
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Nerd

a pretentious lot who fancy themselves better than the average person. they tend to look upon themselves as better than most people, they obsess over certain things to the point where all else becomes moot and null. they seem to like to bring up things like, the worlds biggest nerd is also the worlds richest man... it seems to me however they forget that while they "run the show" on their high horse the much larger population of workers carry out their tyrannical commands due to their inexplicable inability to work for real. Sure a nerd invented the computer, satellites and microwaves. and sure some nerds will become the center light for a while and create something to better mankind. but most of them simply wallow in their intelligence hating those more accomplished then they and taking it out on those less so. bitter, forgotten and frustrated with the fact that they will have no affect on the world around them despite all their great idea's.
nerd with a black eye's mother- that jock is just jealous because someday you will be his boss, have a nice car and a hot girlfriend

nerd with the black eye- sure great, I'm sure my "lucrative" job in the world of teaching his retard kids English or some bullshit like that will really make his life of getting a free education sports scholarship in whatever he wants because he plays football or something like that will really make him mad.

nerd with a black eye's mother-shut up nerd
by anger child January 10, 2008
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nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser
nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff
by Fred September 25, 2004
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A geek with self confidence
usually cooler to hang out with than geek.
by Some Punk April 05, 2003
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I am such a nerd (note the nickname)
by Mr.Nerd_3.14159265358 February 07, 2011
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Someone who will run the show after they go through the idiocy of public school jocks
Nerds: Bill Gates

Steve Jobs

Almost every attractive actress admits to being a nerd

Einstein

Michelangelo
by Trakentus December 15, 2010
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I am the definition of a Nerd: Let me explain...

As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.

I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.

I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.
Badass scumbag smoking a joint: That girl looks like she is wearing my grans clothes man! What a Nerd!

Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?

Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?
by Happyfuntime? June 21, 2009
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