chainsaw mullet

A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.

Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."

Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."

by Cameron C July 1, 2008

tattoo mullet

Tattoos that cover only the bcak of a person's body. The front of their body is free of tattoos. Business in the front, party in the bcak.

Look at that guy's tattoo mullet! It's crazy

by rcokstarrydr February 27, 2010

Baby Mullet

A small almost-mullet but not quite a mullet yet.
People called Cruz & Connor are common holders of the baby mullet.

"Look at the Baby Mullet on Connor!"
"Wow, it's so hot!"

by big bitch boy September 5, 2019

gentrification mullet

An intentionally ugly mullet that is popular with hipsters who are romantasizing being poor but actually have money.

"You know your rent is going up when those gentrification mullet folks pull up to your neighbourhood."

by scorpioscorpio February 17, 2021

Bud Bundy Mullet

Any kid with in the 80's with a mullet.

I used to sport a Bud Bundy Mullet in 1988.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

chin mullet

having long hair only on the chin area

That dude has a a sweet chin mullet!!!!

by gregory5579 July 12, 2006

mullet

The most wonderufl haircut in the world. Cut short in the front and long in the back. Contains several catergories including Child mullets, femullets, mexican mullets, and pony tail mullets. Common among mullet hunters around the world. Spotted by catherine and elizabeth and honky tonk shows everywhere. The hottest hair form ever.

God I wanna screw that guy with the mullet, he's so sexy.

by Elizabeth June 10, 2002