muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

Muff Piggy

Of or pertaining to sapphic relations; a woman who finds herself performing cunnilingus; female, same-sex relations.

That Ashley, she is such a muff piggy.
Look at the girl, she is without a doubt a muff piggy.

by Jenna Tolls October 24, 2006

muff fluff

Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.

Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.

by Brown Town 22 December 25, 2008

muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

muffaletta

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.

So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.

by numero July 12, 2012

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004