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Giga Morris

A Giga-Morris is a person who has achieved social and physical apex. They are a PSLGod, a shining example of masculine perfection and dominance. They scare away Omegas, Betas and even Alphas through their sheer slickedback ginger hair, although they may be short in stature their low body fat ratio makes up for this. Giga Morrises are at the top of the food chain that is the rabid world of male hierarchy, they are unstoppable thanks to their ginger locks and massive muscles leaving them as the sole Sigma in a world of Betas.
"That guy there is a real Giga Morris nowadays!"
"We love you Giga Morris!"
by Giga Morris November 17, 2023
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
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Charlie Morris

Charlie Morris watches too much anime and reads too much manga. He is also 5''1
Charlie Morris is on episode 694 of One Piece!
by eddiemabo68 October 31, 2023
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Morris.

MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.
The guy everyone was thinking about is Morris.
by Cynott November 23, 2021
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