Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.

goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.

by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023

Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

by gregben October 8, 2023

Blood Mooning

When one experiences bleeding from the rectum

"Dude, I nearly passed out last night from blood mooning"

by ItzMane June 27, 2024

Full mooning

Full mooning is just like mooning but with extra step of spreading you cheeks with your hands

Full mooning is just like mooning but with extra step of spreading you cheeks with your hands

by Bakedbean3600 December 20, 2024

blue mooner

A term that started as meaning "gay" but over time, it evolved into someone who's lame by not coming out, missing out, or not participating.

"Chris doesn't want to come out tonight. What a Blue Mooner!"

by YungMan81125 January 8, 2025

Crest Mooning

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.

"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"

by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025

Pull a Moonie

When a certain girl or someone in general says they're going eepy, and then proceeds to come back multiple times before actually passing out 😀

Moonie: "I'll go to bed now"
*2 hours later:*
Moonie: I'm actually going to bed this time I swear-
Random dude: Moonie, don't pull a Moonie

by Thebitchassmotherfucker May 28, 2025