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Cave Monster

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.
"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"
by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016
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Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.
Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.
by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021
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King of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018
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Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.
The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation
by KILLKEV November 19, 2004
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monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020
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Sussy monster

Some dude on xc good at pacing workouts. He also nuts in sophomores and their older sisters
One day Travypatty walked in on Sussy monster in his room. Some say there was a cumbrella after this.
by Xc-team November 1, 2023
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Cake Monsters

The best, and I mean it, the BEST game out there. A game that can only be found on SumDog. Cake Monsters is a game of sheer knowledge, speed, and precision. Only the greats can be called a Cake Monsters Legend, and if they are called that, they are a master of Maths, Cake Monsters, and nothing else.
I wouldn't test that guy at Cake Monsters if I were you, I hear that guy practices every day. He's practically a Cake Monsters Legend, man!
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
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