mankarn

This word originated from latino cultures. A “mankarn” is a person who rarely showers and smells like male genitalia. Usually they are very stupid individuals who act like they know what they are saying but make absolutely no sense. Their dreadful odour and irritating personality usually leaves them as hopeless lovers.

Roy: Hey Ron! Do you smell that?

Ron: yeah eww! wtf? smells like dick!
Roy: Yeah smells like a "mankarn" walked by or something

Ron: This can be lethal...lets get out!

by royjoy March 5, 2013

monkae

One of the best and least used words in the dictionary (this one) Another way to say monkey, it's just cooler to say monkae. Easily confuses people because they don't know what you're saying

Person1: you're a dumbass!
Person2: You're a monkae!
Person1: What?

by mokaeface December 15, 2004

monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 24, 2003

Mockature

Verb. A mocking tone or expression of ridicule that is usually taken with a close friend or loved one or when dealing with an activity that they have done that is incredibly stupid. Also, the joint deriding of others for doing or saying something that is extremely dim-witted.

Do I sense mockature in your (sarcastic) tone...?

by Mychelle C. April 29, 2005

Mockanese

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.

Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)

by Hasonator January 22, 2013

Monkast

A podcast created by monkat when he was still at GBAtemp, it got through 5 episodes, with an unreleased first episode that was 8 hours long. The podcasts consisted of shitty news about random Nintendo products that no one gave a flying fuck about. The podcast's signature was monkat screaming at ifish for constantly derailing the podcast. The podcast was brought to an end when the moderators moved it from the General Off-Topic Forum to the Blogs Section and labeled it advertising, which made monkat furious.

TrolleyDave, the moderator who moved it, replied that he moved it because it was a personal podcast, and belonged in the blogs because it's main focus was moncast

And monkat was too much of a self-centered prick to rename it and just regurgitated "I started this podcast with the express intention of adding my name to something."

The Monkast:

monkat: and there is this new game coming out for wiiware called Wii Love --

ifish: what was that monkat? i thought you said you were coming out of the closet

monkat: ifish STFU and let me finish my sentence

by Terminator02 June 18, 2011

MonkaE

I saw a horse getting succed then got banned for 30 days. Fück¡¡

MonkaE PETTHEHORSE

by Greenmoo May 5, 2021