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Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.
I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.
by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018
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Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.
After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.
by underlinevanity January 29, 2019
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.
Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...
by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019
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Mongolian

Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.
A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.
by Eastermister January 9, 2020
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Mongolian Mozzarella

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020
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Mongolia

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.
-How are you feeling?
- *long pause* Mongolia
by Banana bread usual October 24, 2020
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