cock mocking

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Mock

(Noun) A classy type sweater/shirt with a half turtleneck collar which hugs the neck. Keeps the neck warm and thus keeps the body warm. And looks damn sexy on men. Women want men who wear mocks because they are sexy beasts.

Estelle: Wow he looks hot in that Mock today.
Leevi: I know i wish he was wearing his double Mock.
Adrienne: I said GOD DAMN HE's A SEXY BEAST in that Mock!

by Your Mockness April 2, 2007

mockers

Scissors. From Serbian "makazice" (mah-kah-ZEE-tseh) = scissors.

Today I had to go to the post office to mail a package but I didn't have the mockers to cut the sealing tape.

by pentozali September 7, 2007

Mocks

someone who thinks is something
but actually is lower ranked then shit

you know this guy mocks,stabbed the bitch n covered him with rocks,

by MC D December 25, 2003

mockney

Slang language based loosely off of Bri'ish Cockney, kind of like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with language.

Any annoying guy whom you cannot mention by name -> that one dude -> t.o.d. -> Todd

by defythereds April 22, 2003

mock

1Mock: Someones last name
2Mock: a song
3Mock: a razor
4Mock: What you do to someone.
5Mock: a bird
6Mock: the mock that rymes with everything

1.Hi my name is Trisha Mock!
2.Mock-yeah-ing-yeah-bird-yeah..(the rest is on dumb and dumber).
3. I am going to use my Mock3 razor this morning.
4. Stop fuckin mocking me!!
5. I shot a fucking mocking bird today while I was hunting for fish.
6. Mock cock sock dock fock etc..

by Trisha Mock June 23, 2003

cock mock

1) A young girl who dreams of getting a sex change so the can have a penis.

2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.

3) The butch of a lesbian couple.

4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.

5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.

Man that ugly little girl over there is a deffinate cock mock.

by Justyn Claar, Biatch! July 2, 2005