Miranda

A Miranda is someone who is funny, kind, and smart. She is an excellent friend, and is someone who will always be there for you when you need her. Miranda’s are always able to laugh at themselves, and they typically are down to do anything. Sometimes a Miranda might get anxious/sad, but she is always able to rebound and remember the happy things in life. She is competitive, stylish, quirky, and basically a pull-god (even though she might not know it) If you ever meet a Miranda, know you are in for a ride :)

Guy 1: “Bro look it’s Miranda!”
Guy 2: “She’s in my History class. Dude she is super smart and rlly stylish. Tbh tho, she’s completely out of our league.”

by Willow_trees June 8, 2019

Mirandha

She’s a bitch on the outside, a cutie on the inside. Likes to have control over everything and everyone. You’d think she has no soul because getting affection out of her is a hard task, but if she loves you you’ll know. Mirandha is an artist and an intelectual. She thinks lowly of herself but deep down she knows her worth. If Mirandha loves you romantically you’re the luckiest person alive. Usually has gay tendencies. She has too many dreams, and daydreams quite often. She’s definitely a keeper.

-Mirandha’s a bitch
-Nah, that’s just her first layer

by Idekwid September 29, 2019

Miranda

Miranda is the neighbourhoods drugdealer. Togheter with her sexy boyfriend, they go on daily walks to deliver out all their orders. Sometimes miranda Even takes some of her plants herself and goes crazy on Social media. Shes Always down for a talk about god over a cup of holy water. Loves to praise her god and comunicate with Jesus!

Omg miranda do you have any more greens.
Ofc i do swany ill be right there.

by Bungalow234 February 4, 2022

miranda

a skank that thinks she is tough but when she isnt by her boyfriend she acts chill. she has greasy red hair. noone likes her except a chink and a pig. dont be friends with a whore like this one. prep when her boyfriend isnt around. and skater and punk when he is. two faced much?

oh that miranda is discusting.

by gooooooodlover June 22, 2009

Miranda

You will never want to be her friend. She is worse than your worse sibling and will try to lull you in your sleep. Many people think she is a butthole and is always trying not to die

Miranda you’re so gay

by SmartyPantsWithAnts February 9, 2019

Miranda

Thinks so much of herself. Acts like she is so cool. She is pretty popular. A lot of boys like her.

"I rejected 3 boys this year", replied Miranda.

by Katelyn4629w May 27, 2018

Miranda

To act selfishly out of personal self-interest, whilst seeking to gain moral and sexual redemption as well as gratification in the form of an Etonian. It is often encountered with an enemy force from the outset - the Alan. Also taking advantage of an individual’s cookery skills, and breaking that individual’s honour, which comes at a great cost. It is also the state of physical existence where one cannot decide whether to look like a primary school child, or a grandmother.

Last night I Miranda'd and caused my parents’ divorce.

Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.

by lilboy29 February 2, 2020