Miranda

To act selfishly out of personal self-interest, whilst seeking to gain moral and sexual redemption as well as gratification in the form of an Etonian. It is often encountered with an enemy force from the outset - the Alan. Also taking advantage of an individual’s cookery skills, and breaking that individual’s honour, which comes at a great cost. It is also the state of physical existence where one cannot decide whether to look like a primary school child, or a grandmother.
Last night I Miranda'd and caused my parents’ divorce.

Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.
by lilboy29 February 02, 2020
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