Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

japanese missionary

Having sex in the missionary position whilst dive bombing a plane, kamikaze style

I gave that bitch the Japanese missionary on Pearl Harbor Day, it went up in flames

by flaccid_fuddrucker December 3, 2013

Shawnee Mission Northwest

Crackhead culture

Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.

by Smnw March 13, 2019

Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.

Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.

by Order 65 June 18, 2021

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

by The true lord December 28, 2016

mormon missionary

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.

I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!

by concernicus August 17, 2007

Jew Mission

A prolonged journey including yourself and possibly a few friends. The word Jew Mission comes from anceint Egypt when Moses led the Jews through a 40 year quest in the desert.

Person 1 "Where are we going?"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"

by Der Moobs July 29, 2006