Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Shit minder

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.

Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."

by The last girl on earth March 18, 2011

money miner

A Gold Digger!

Shelly just wants to date him because he drives a Ferrari; she’s such a money miner.

by DangeRoush1 February 8, 2020

Hanekawa Milkers

tuuki vevo from twitter values them more than his own life

hanekawa milkers can save a whole country from starvation

by tuuki fan November 9, 2020

Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

Remove miner

A Declaration of wanting to suck dick

Comment: Remove miner

by LonelyGhost0 March 27, 2022

Maddie Milkers

Maddie milkers is a name you call someone when they're a small tot with big boobs.

"oh em gee its Maddie Milkers!" "you can definitely tell why they call her that!"

by livlivbobiv April 3, 2022