Millennial Rich

A term used to describe a millennial who claims to be broke and cannot afford the necessities of life when they do in fact make enough money they just spend it on frivolous luxuries like avacado toast, weekly manicures, concerts, etc.

Parent: Jasmine why don't you move out and get a place of your own?
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.

by Chungusslayer April 16, 2021

Millnering

The act of stringing your partner upside down and pouring liquid shit into their arsehole until they explode like a geyser

Had her Millnering all night, was like a Dirty Volcano all over the walls.

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Millennial Beatnik

A young hipster douchebag that thinks pseudo-intellectualism and excessive drug use makes them more enlightened than the rest of us.

Do you see that knob wearing a beret and thick-rimmed glasses? Must be a millennial beatnik.

by bronzenotbrown May 4, 2021

Windows millenium

A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.

Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.

*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*

Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.

by aBarkingDawg January 25, 2012

Basement Millennial

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this

We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

by Noot Noot Mc.Scoot Scoot January 30, 2019

Grand-Millenial

A descriptive for a mid-twenty something who would always prefer being at home with a blanket and Netflix than being out partying.

"Wasn't Leah meant to be coming tonight?"
"Oh, you know she is such a Grand-Millenial.... it's past 9pm"

by theOGGrandma October 8, 2019

Boomer Millennials

Millennials acting like boomers.

*Groupchat*
Person 1: "We are eating chocolate covered fruits"
Person 2: "So you guys are Boomer Millennials now?"

by YourDeepestWetDream March 5, 2020