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Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up"
by Midget slinger October 17, 2014
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2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
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2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. Stroking yourself until climax.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
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by Loppytits November 18, 2014
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