Definitions by Heatseekingmisslesurprise

midget tank 

sort of like a rim job except you suck on a midgets big toe then insert it in your anus

FEM: are you ready for you evening midget tank dear??
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time

midget tank by Heatseekingmisslesurprise November 10, 2011