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Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved
by applevision December 5, 2017
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Microwave Orgy

When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?

John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
by k o o l - a i d October 15, 2018
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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 6, 2019
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microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
by pierceishere May 25, 2019
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Microwave

Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.
Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.
by Emmennater May 30, 2019
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microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson
person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”
by microwave69420 June 25, 2019
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