Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

Shittimg myself

Crushing on someone named Christina

Oh my god, I'm shittimg myself

by Notfroggie January 2, 2022

killing myself

something people say when they have to do something school related

teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself

by kazuhasfootstool<33 May 19, 2022

pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽

"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"

by dprtae1 May 20, 2022

for myself

a shameless statement made by youtube commenters following the horniest possible timestamp known to man. usually in music related comment sections.

commenter: 2:35, for myself!
commenter 2: bro that’s just the singer moaning

by stinkyfart69 June 19, 2022

eclipsed myself

when you have over worked your thoughts and questions of your own reality to the point of actually crossing paths with a former or future persona of yourself , causing a temporary breakdown of both a mental and physical state rendering just one conclusion.... you're an idiot!

that one dude was so shot out, that he actually eclipsed himself into a state of eternal life and comfort.... with himself, by himself!! but not alone somehow??

Eclipsed myself - to blot yourself out of reality.

by E.Schleman January 3, 2023

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023