hajo-mayo 

having multiple orgasms after putting a peddle so far up his anus that he will fight fot breath.

wow, that guy got a peddle up his ass and he is fighting for breath, he is such a hajo-mayo

hajo-mayo by Dim-e May 27, 2006

cinco de mayo 

If you don't know what cinco de mayo is, it's a celebration of Mexico's 1862 victory in battle over France, although France, who previously had not won a war since 1066, later won the war against Mexico. However, since the Mexicans beat the French for this one battle, Mexicans took their cue from the Irish (who don't actually celebrate St. Patrick's Day, from what I can tell). The Mexicans said, "Okay, hey, let's do a pub crawl!!!!!' Except they said it in Spanish. Which makes me wonder why Mexicans would do a pub crawl, seeing as how Mexico doesn't seem to have a lot of pubs, seeing as how it's Mexico and not Ireland. But never mind that now. You should also never mind the fact that cinco de mayo is more widely celebrated here in the States than it is in Mexico.

It's cinco de mayo! Let's get drunk for no reason!

cinco de mayo by Tom Navarro December 25, 2008

el mayo 

People use this to say "lmao" (laughing my ass off). This is written how it is spoken.

El mayo! That is so funny.

el mayo by belindaaa`` November 6, 2007

patty mayo 

American entrepreneur, YouTube prankster and actor residing in Southern California. Patty is best known for his bounty hunting series and stringing vlogs, in addition to his series portraying himself as a sheriff in Oregon.

Girl 1:have you watch patty mayo on YouTube
Girl 2:no

Girl 1: Well he have the best YouTube content on his channel

patty mayo by Sltg September 24, 2019

#2 with Mayo

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

#2 with Mayo by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008

cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July 

A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco

Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers

Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!

cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008