A kid who thinks that he is really good at Call of Duty, when in reality he is absolute garbage. Most of the times he will go negative in pub matches and god Forbid he go at least even in GB matches. Constantly needs to be carried and is basically worthless in any scenario and does not have the ability to clutch 1 single round. The only thing consistent about Matthew Peltier is his ability to blow GB matches and complete the simplest kill. Usually thinks its cool to buy GB accounts to make ones self look good....
Gee Wilikers Matthew Peltier, you had to go against that kid with that had no ammo, and you had an mp5, mind telling me how he killed you?
by FeaR Me October 17, 2009
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What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
by leechtime April 30, 2012
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The most amazing couple in the world they know how to treat each other and they r in love everyone need a Hannah anhd Matthew in their lifes
by lollipop1212 November 25, 2012
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by Matt the penis January 26, 2011
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Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
by American Admirer November 15, 2010
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