Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

Mapressed

Mad and depressed at the same time.

Where they said they were out of chicken nuggets, I was mapressed.

by LunarSong_Hi June 28, 2025

Mattress huffer

AKA pillow biter. A homosexual male.

"Ayo, did you hear Jeremy came out the closet? Lowkey mattress huffer."

by Illadelphg2 July 3, 2025

Matress

Mattress is a new slang word for when one feels well rested

John: hey, how are you feeling?

Lucy: I'm matress

by Sweg_goose July 14, 2025

mattress kitten

A girl who stays in bed all day just being cute.

Steph spent every Saturday being a mattress kitten.

by MattressKitten November 26, 2025

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 20, 2010