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Definitions by Pumpkinzz

Mattress Baguette 

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.
You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.
Mattress Baguette by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025