by Mario November 09, 2004
The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
by ASESSINO April 30, 2004
1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.
2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.
3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH
2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.
3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH
by Norvill Rogers January 23, 2015
A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.
by bigdaddy2047 April 16, 2008
A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation
Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013
Its a world wide event that lasts from 15:35 to 16:00 this event is very important we celebrate it everyday at 15:35 to 16:00
by Mjayplayz November 03, 2021
A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
by Phonesexxx January 12, 2017